your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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