If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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