I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?