he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"