ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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