I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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