think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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