How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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