I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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