They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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