I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I am mentally ready for anal.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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