Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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