i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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