you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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