Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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