i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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