I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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