i just google imaged poop.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
