I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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