Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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