Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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