So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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