You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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