I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
YAS. BRING CRAB.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize