What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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