And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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