butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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