First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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