it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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