Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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