Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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