I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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