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• (785): View more from Kansas

  So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now

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  You gays are geniuses

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.

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  If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen

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