Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face