Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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