so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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