i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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