she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Shame is for Republicans.
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