How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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