How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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