Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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