I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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