My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I love having hate sex.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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