Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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