I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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