idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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