This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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