Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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