when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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