dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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