Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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