So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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