Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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