Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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