Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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