I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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